Once upon a thyme (or pot)

Betty, has had a whitey (or panic attack were not quite sure) 

Betty walked up to the joint at the top of the garden and had her normal medication, and at exactly the same time as usual. 

But we fear greedy Betty smoked it too fast, because it was peeing down at the top of the garden. 

Betty was walking back down from the joint at the top of the garden when she suddenly felt queasy .. actually she felt as sick as f**ck. 

Betty then started walking (very quickly towards the bathroom dry heaving all the way.) .

Betty then had to lie on the bathroom floor which, if you’d met Betty’s teenage son, who cannot hit any part of the toilet ever !! You’d understand. 

Anyway after 20 minutes of lying in smelly piss Betty got up and felt fine.

This could be a side effect of the cannabis .. maybe someone put too much in whilst Betty wasn’t looking ?. 

Possibly, or greedy Betty smoked it too fast, or it could have been anxious Betty who had just been out in public and shopping (two of her least favourite things) .. fat Betty was already feeling queasy this morning because of all the chocolate nuts and raisins she ate last night. 

Whatever it was, if that is a side effect it’s no different from having too much alcohol , Except you feel better after 20 minutes instead of the week that it normally takes us to recover from a hangover at the age of 50.


Author: thejointatthetopofthegarden

Hi, my name is Betty Boop (names may have been changed to avoid prosecution . I’m a 50 year grandmother of 4 little beauties and I’m a bit nuts.

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