BREAKING NEWS BETTY BOOP, THE LAST MINUTE NEW CANDIDATE FOR PRIME MINISTERS JOB.

Betty is going to run for prime minister!

Betty who can do anything she wants to decides she going to change the world. 

Betty is lying in the sun, she’s had her medication and writing a book. 

Betty is thinking about the state of the world and believes that if everyone just had a joint and chilled the world would be a much better place.. 

maybe not everyone who smokes dope gets as chilled as Betty,

But the thought of fighting anything just floats on by.. even if the people Betty would love to fight were standing right in front of her she couldn’t be arsed to get out of her chair to do it. 

BUT, if Betty has had alcohol she would’ve beaten them half to death. 

Betty gets really angry when she consumes alcohol so doesn’t drink at all. Betty can’t remember the last time she had a drink but she doesn’t miss it. 

Anyway when Betty has had her joint, she can come up with the most amazing ideas.. they all make perfect sense to her but maybe not to others. 

Betty remembers the time she was smoking weed with her one and only friend Lisa .. we’ll let her change her name too if she wants. 

Lisa was trying to tell Betty that the man who came out when her house caught fire the night before due to an electrical fault fancied her. No Betty said I couldn’t .. I’m with EON and he was from Scottish energy. 

Lisa laughed a lot at that because she was stoned too. 

So back to the story Betty decides she’s going to run for prime minister 

Betty Boop Great Britain’s new prime minister .. we think it has a certain ring to it.

Author: thejointatthetopofthegarden

Hi, my name is Betty Boop (names may have been changed to avoid prosecution . I’m a 50 year grandmother of 4 little beauties and I’m a bit nuts.

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