DANGALANG WO-OH Baked Betty !!

By Stoner Betty aged 50

Betty has had her second lot of medication today.

2 year old Betty played on the swing, Betty who is more aware of her surroundings, realised it was raining and dragged her into the house kicking and screaming, Betty who’s still trying to pretend that she’s not smoking cannabis at the top of her garden, reminds everyone that the neighbour is out, so everyone has to be on their best behaviour.

Betty lives in a lovely street surrounded by lovely people, professionals and mostly teachers. They’re all lovely people, but they all seem a million miles away from Betty’s kind of life. In Betty’s kind of life people smoke weed, and don’t think it’s a wrong choice. Betty has had to convince herself that she’s doing the right thing and Betty always tries to do the right thing. She has guilt tripped herself over the fact that she has found a medicine that works for her, but because it’s not legal in her country she has to keep it quiet. 

Why should she keep it quiet, it works, maybe not for all people with mental health problems but it works for Betty. She’s found no side effects over the last 6 weeks apart from a very fat arse, and she’d rather be Betty the fat Happy Hermit, than Betty The Skinny Moaning Minnie.

#legalisecannabis #mentalhealthmatters #cannabisdrugtrials #wakeup #government #BettyBoop #for #primeminister


Author: thejointatthetopofthegarden

Hi, my name is Betty Boop (names may have been changed to avoid prosecution . I’m a 50 year grandmother of 4 little beauties and I’m a bit nuts.

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