We’ve been gone too long. We’ve been too busy focusing on things that don’t really matter. Stoner Betty is back .. thank god for that, it’s amazing how all of these years I’ve never known the reasons why I do the things i do. And now I still don’t. Even with a diagnosis of multiple personality Disorder,and Autism.. I am just as unaware as I was before. 

My alters take over when I’m not looking. Stoner Betty is back on track. We going to put the world to rights again.. old Betty has gone for a long sleep, she’s tired,50 years she’s been trying to keep all of the alters behaving at the same time. It’s like a classroom full of children. 

Everybody wants to have a turn. Once we acknowledged that we were a group, Stoner Betty began noticing certain behaviours from certain alters. 

There is Baby Betty who lowers our vibrations when she’s hungry, so we feed her. Unfortunately stoner Betty  gets the munchies waaayyyyy too often, but at least it keeps the baby happy. 50 year old Betty would rather have stayed slim, but unfortunately for her there is no fighting with fate.. middle age spread has set in.. 

2 year old Betty takes over when the grandkids are around. She forgets she has a 50 year old body though, so she exhausts us, but the grandkids love it.. Not many grandmas play footy with you, let you use her tools, and build dens.

It’s quite an exhausting life when you live with 6 others. 7 if you include my teenage son. 

Fighting over what clothes to put on, how to do our hair. What we are going to watch on tv. 

No wonder Stoner Betty is the new leader of the pack.

The psychiatrists say it’s ok to smoke weed, so that’s good enough for me. Although it is still illegal in this country things are definitely changing for the better. For a psychiatrist to condone taking cannabis for severe mental health problems, the word it getting out.. keep shouting guys you rock.  

Betty for PM !!

Betty Boop next uk prime minister…

Author: thejointatthetopofthegarden

Hi, my name is Betty Boop (names may have been changed to avoid prosecution . I’m a 50 year grandmother of 4 little beauties and I’m a bit nuts.

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