I have Autism, whether that fact is applicable to this situation, remains to be seen.
Today my blog was going to be about my new summerhouse, AKA The Joint at the top of the garden.
My new summerhouse is being erected today and I am over excited to the point that I haven’t been sleeping properly because of it.
I needed a catchy headline, because let’s face it, who cares if I’m having a summerhouse erected today, it isn’t exactly the hot topic of the century.
Well it is to me, I have saved hard to have my own little She Shed, and I simply just can’t wait to use it.
So using Portents Content Generator, I typed in the word erection, for a catchy title. Job done.
I then typed the word ‘erection’ into google images for a picture to accompany my title.
This is where I realised for the first time that even google has a filthy mind.
I really struggled to find any erection picture other than that of the male penis kind.
So although what I really wanted to do was to talk about my new She Shed, I find myself trawling through erect penis pictures, and thinking far too much about the male penis.
I have been single now for 10 years, and I have eyeballed more erect penises in the last 5 minutes, than I have in the last 10 years.
Cheers for that google, another restless night for me, thinking about Pricks again.
And for anybody who is actually interested in my new She Shed, I shall keep you all updated, when the two Dicks who are busy erecting it, get done.
New note.. sadly I lost my erection on Monday, a new erection date has been now been confirmed for Friday, so tune in folks for my long awaited erection ..love Betty x