Blogging Betty has been found safe and well, in amongst the tangled life of Betty’s bunch.
She seems to be suffering from amnesia, and has no idea of her wherabouts for the entire month that she has been missing.
‘It’s all a blur,’ says blogging Betty, who looks well enough sitting in the joint at the top of the garden.
“One minute I was blogging away, making friends and building up my blog following, when bam I woke up, and weeks have passed.
Nothing has been done, karensjointatthetopofthegarden.com remains dormant. I love that the house seems much tidier and festive now,than before I left.
And there’s lots of home made food lying around.
Everybody looks happy..
I only wish that someone had remembered to press publish on my blogs. It’s not much to ask for” she added.
A spokesperson for Betty’s Bunch said ‘we’re just pleased that Blogging Betty is home. She’s a bit grumpy about the fact we forgot about her blogs, but other than that she seems fine”.
“It looks like the clean house won’t last now that Blogging Betty is back, she hates cleaning with a passion. She feels that she has much more important things to do in life than clean” said one member of the Bunch, who didn’t wish to be named for fear of repercussion.
“Blogging Betty’s idea of cleaning is to leave the vacuum plugged in indefinitely, so that if anybody visits she can say ‘oh you’ve just caught me about to vacuum’ (It’s the thought that counts.) Or she’ll hope that the fairies will do it at some point or another.
Blogging Betty is so passionate about writing, that nothing else gets done around the house, explain Betty’s Bunch.
We help out as much as we can, but she doesn’t accept help very easily, we’re working on it.
Blogging Betty is said to be resuming duties with immediate effect, and is now again the leader of the pack.
Blogging Betty would like to thank everybody for their patience whilst she has been missing in action. She thanks the Bunch for holding the fort whilst she was gone, and for baking enough food to feed an army.
She remains optimistic that her memory will return, and her blogging journey will continue on as before. “There’s a lot of work to catch up on, but i’m sure things will only get better”. ‘Don’t ever give up on finding yourself again, it’s always worth it.”
She and the Bunch would like some time to come to terms with the fact that their Triberr is broken. Time to rebuild the foundations that went into creating Triberr from scratch. Betty is sure that the knowledge is in her somewhere, it just may take some time to find it.